merry christmas!
December 25th, 2009즐거운 크리쓰마쓰! / malagayang pasco! / ¡feliz navidad! / merry christmas from koalayummeee!
JK Divorce Entrance Dance
August 4th, 2009
Wedding Dance Couple Go To Divorce Court In Spoof
Posted Mon Aug 3, 2009 7:54pm PDT by Billy Johnson, Jr. in Hip-Hop Media TrainingShould Kevin and Jill Heinz ever file for a divorce, the breakup proceedings can be just as hip-hop and grandiose as their wedding procession that made its rounds via a viral video a few weeks ago.
Indigo Productions, a successful New York-based production company, has created a divorce court parody of the video that mimics the wedding party dancing down a church aisle to Chris Brown’s hit “Forever.”
JK Divorce Entrance Dance @ Yahoo! Video
In the “Unexpected Divorce Intro” video, the attorneys, judge, bailiffs, bride and groom also dance to the Chris Brown song as they make their entrance in the viral spinoff filmed Wednesday in an actual local Supreme Court. They released the video Thursday.
Indigo Productions, which has a corporate client list that includes brands L’Oréal, Canon, Chase, IBM, and The Smithsonian Institution, was inspired to make a response video as part of a challenge posed in the Viral Video Workshop At NYU course the production company offers at New York University.
When assigning the master project task to create a viral video, the students asked Indigo Productions to participate. “The students challenged us,” said Max Rosen, Indigo Productions president and “Unexpected Divorce Intro” producer. “They said, ‘Let’s see what you can do.’ And we said, ‘Ok.’”
Rosen’s top team of directors, producers, and writers brainstormed and came up with several ideas that involved a tribute to Michael Jackson as well as sketch and horror pieces. But the “Unexpected Divorce Intro” idea materialized when a colleague called Rosen during the all day Sunday class session with an idea to make a divorce version of the hilarious Heinz video. Everyone agreed to make the breakup short.
They quickly assembled a cast that includes professionally trained Broadway performers. Rosen called his friends at the Conan O’Brien show to pull in its choreographer for the project. They rehearsed for one hour, and shot the video in three takes.
Indigo Productions has made more than 20 viral videos for internal use for its client Ricoh. When Rosen told Ricoh about the project, Ricoh offered to fund the effort and did not require a product mention. The team worked on the project for either free or below rate.
Rosen said they are dying to hear from newlyweds Kevin and Jill Heinz.
He added that the clip was the most fun he has had making a video in his company’s 17 year history.
Maybe Chris Brown will make an appearance should a third version arise.
funny shit.
what you get when you mix james with a new pack of stickers and invite him to your house
August 3rd, 2009little did miwa know when she invited james over that he had just obtained a fresh, unopened pack of inanimate stickers!!! (available here). this is why you should not let james get his hands on anything remotely fun and interesting—especially not within your own house—unless you are prepared for lots of fun getting everywhere!!! :p
sfc bradford
June 29th, 2009
yup. this is my platoon sergeant. goofy bastard! but that’s okay i still love him!
magnetic poetry
June 2nd, 2009so you know those magnetic words a lot of people put on their refrigerators and arrange into various or sentences? well, i was shopping when i came across this, and i just had to have it:
erotic magnetic poetry kit!!! because sometimes innuendo just isn’t good enough!!! :p
check out these wickedly erotic sentences i crafted:
click for james’ erotic sentences
going to the fridge to get some milk will never be the same! :p
the story of how kevin and james picked up four chicks in a dunkin’ donuts parking lot late at night in the freezing rain and snow while cops glared ominously at them because james was picking up four strange girls, not all of whom would have seatbelts, and james was triple parked AND blocking the parking lot entrance. oh yeah, and we had been drinking.
April 1st, 2009ummm… well i guess that just about sums it up…
microsoft paint illustration to go here! (gives me something to do on the flight to tokyo!)
update: okay, well i lied. i intended to do another illustration, a la deer murderer, larissa barrido and the inflatable play pit of doom, or that time i nearly hooked up with a fourteen-year-old… but i ended up watching three movies and listening to the new john legend and taylor swift albums instead.
speaking of which, I LOVE ASIA!!! (and by “asia,” i mean extremely extremely fine asian girls. and by love, i mean an action verb of the sexiest and kinkiest kind!)
god i’m gonna have like ten accidental kids by the time i get out of here!
the group. the girls were all pretty and fun enough. except for the fat, ugly one. yeah, you know which one i’m talking about. ughhhhh! ::james shudders:: i considered harpooning her like an overbloated whale, but i didn’t think that would go over too well with her friends…
it’s official… kevin wernis is a pimp!
April 1st, 2009APRIL FOOL’s!
no wait… but there’s photographic evidence of it!!!
so then… oh my gosh, it is true!!! (more to follow when i get to seoul) ;P
with apologies to the grossly overweight…
November 29th, 2008“now james, fat chicks need some lovin’ too. they don’t need to be “loved,” per se, as it’s kinda hard to love a fat chick… but they do need lovin.’ hypothetically.”
hahaha quote of the day! thank you, peter!
