the story of how kevin and james picked up four chicks in a dunkin’ donuts parking lot late at night in the freezing rain and snow while cops glared ominously at them because james was picking up four strange girls, not all of whom would have seatbelts, and james was triple parked AND blocking the parking lot entrance. oh yeah, and we had been drinking.
ummm… well i guess that just about sums it up…
microsoft paint illustration to go here! (gives me something to do on the flight to tokyo!)
update: okay, well i lied. i intended to do another illustration, a la deer murderer, larissa barrido and the inflatable play pit of doom, or that time i nearly hooked up with a fourteen-year-old… but i ended up watching three movies and listening to the new john legend and taylor swift albums instead.
speaking of which, I LOVE ASIA!!! (and by “asia,” i mean extremely extremely fine asian girls. and by love, i mean an action verb of the sexiest and kinkiest kind!)
god i’m gonna have like ten accidental kids by the time i get out of here!
the group. the girls were all pretty and fun enough. except for the fat, ugly one. yeah, you know which one i’m talking about. ughhhhh! ::james shudders:: i considered harpooning her like an overbloated whale, but i didn’t think that would go over too well with her friends…
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April 7th, 2009 at 21:45:53
“I considered harpooning her like an overbloated whale” wow James. I’ve heard you say some mean stuff before but… wow. Anyway… fun times. Have fun over there. And why didn’t you shoot down that missile?
Also I was thinking, maybe one way to handle North Korea, is to let China to invade them and set up their own satellite state. A smaller China clone is better then this Black mailing, money laundering dictator who treats his people like crap, and China would never want us invading N. Korea (plus the loss of life in S. Korea & Japan could be very bad).
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